Back to the drawing board for new unionists

The Britman isnae half sooking up the arse of millionaire Archie Stirling and his new unionist party. Unfortunately it is obvious that they can't even decide on their own name!

The latest reports claim it will not be called Scottish Voice but instead the Scottish Democrats. 'Scottish Democrats' is of course just as inappropriate as 'Scottish Voice' because Scottish majority opinion on independence has been completely ignored.

Also I'm afraid the new name will prove to be unusable. The electoral commission are very strict when it comes to names and this name will rightly be judged to be too close to the existing Scottish Liberal Democrats.

Back to the drawing board!